2005-12-05 - 9:31 p.m.

Lazy PR device masquerading as newsworthy scientific research watch: Yes, they’re still at it. And here’s the latest atrocity.

“Scientists believe they have worked out a formula to calculate how "beer goggles" affe- shutupshutupshutup! Whatever you say is going to be rubbish.

Whither academia? I mean, really. Whither the fuck academia? Shouldn’t Nathan Efron, Professor of Clinical Optometry at Manchester University, be teaching some undergraduates how to diagnose glaucoma, instead of smoking Bausch & Lomb’s corporate schlong by twatting about with this patently spurious and arbitrary research bullshit at their behest?

I mean, what is the point of this:

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Wouldn’t this be more appropriate?

Calculate that, grantwaster.

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