2005-01-03 - 12:42 p.m.
Top Ten Googles: 2004
In the last year, these are the best of the Google search terms which have brought the sick of mind to my diary. I commend to you: 10. �The Bobby Fuller Four: I Fought the Law� 667 Google matches A group, a song. Carefully and comprehensively searched for. It�s almost enough to make you think non-mental people use the internet. But then: 9. �Jokes about murder� 64 matches Boy, I wish I was around to hear that Best Man�s Speech. 8. Rodin birthday cards 3900 matches Yeah, he�s been dead since 1917. Still, it�s the thought that counts. 7. Tim Henman jokes 3620 matches That wedding reception�s turning into comedy gold, isn�t it? 6. Ryan Giggs, gay stories. 6510 matches Perhaps an optimistic search for overly specific gay sport fanfic. In which case �gay sport fanfic� may have been a better bet. 5. no spermatazoa in liquid 189 matches Sorry Johnny Clearjiz, you�ve come to the wrong clinic. Try www.wateryspunk.com, you blank-popping gimp. 4. Gay manual strangling. 13,500 matches Is there a gay manual which tells you how to strangle? Or did he mean Manuel? 3. Grace Kelly fuck 134,000 matches Step away from the vehicle, sicko. 2. �I want to be sucked off� 64 matches Don�t we all? A plaintive cry in the cyber wilderness from someone who seems to misunderstand how Bobby Google�s miraculous invention actually works. If you want bl0w job pix, type that in. If you want to be sucked off, get out more. 1. Shrek Utilitarian 647 matches Surely an attempted Googlewhack? I mean what bizarre thesis, what pointless research project could lead someone to pair up those search terms? Am I missing some obvious connection between John Stuart Mill�s social philosophy and a loveable green ogre? And yet, 647 matches. You are all freaks. Happy New Year.
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