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Let�s break that down. First the most popular searches: 15 x r@dcliffe Shit All pretty much to the point. We want to see p@ula r@dcliffe having a shit, and we want to see it now. m@rathon r@dcliffe shit All of which evoke the image of Britain�s Favourite Athlete engaging in some kind of charity cackathon. I�m not sure whether you�d sponsor her by total shitting time or per yard of do. Presumably someone from the Guinnness Book of Records would have to be out with a stopwatch and a ruler. Would she be allowed to eat as she went? Or do the shit m@rathon rules state one set of stomach contents only? My last entry was, let�s remember, in two halves. One half concerned the momentous election of a new Pope, an incredibly significant worldwide event in the lives of over a billion Catholics. The other half was about a woman having a shit in the street. The Pope story attracted 6 internet searches. The story about a woman having a shit in the street attracted 61. The Pope searches included: Videos of Pope The p@ula r@dcliffe ones included: p@ula r@dcliffe poo break I also like the investigative style of : Paul r@dcliffe - did she poop? But my favourites are: "p@ula r@dcliffe" AND "steve cram" AND london m@rathon 2005 AND shit and p@ula r@dcliffe pee OR toilet OR shit OR piss I love the steely determination. The leaving of nothing to chance. The ruthless scouring of the global information database in the quest for details of a skinny bint squatting in the gutter to expel faeces from her gut. One searcher, though, excelled all these in entering a search term which covered both stories. What in the name of sanity were you looking for when you googled: Pope Poop XVI ? How am I driving? 7 pennyworths so far Profilage - Previosity - Nextitude |