2006-01-30 - 9:18 a.m.

in the last few weeks. But just who are they?

Thaddeus Cuevas, "Shame of sex? We can change it."
Thaddeus runs a cat sanctuary in Tijuana. Thanks to a signwriting accident in the 80's, has one leg slightly shorter than the other.

Ester Stubbs, "Shame of sex? We can change it."
Ester talks it like he-she walks it. She used to be Ken and is allergic to pomegranate.

Harriet Palacios "Look at the email as soon as you can"
Harriet Wills was a primary school teacher whose life took an extraordinary turn when she fell under the spell of Columbian drug lord Jesus Palacios on a Caribbean cruise she won in a caption competition.

Mel Hilliard "buy cheap c1 alis, /1@gra and other best pharmaceuticals =-= gghgtmn"
Mel is an illiterate slut who chugs schlong for pennies and giggles.

Alison Hill "Improve sperm motility"
Alison is a charity co-ordinator and mother of three. She is married to a High Court judge and does voluntary work. Alison is a kleptomaniac.

Bonnie Madrid "Hmm...how soon you forget about me"
Bonnie is 33 and worked in burlesque since she was 15. Her current signature routine involves a spangly cowgirl outfit and the propulsion of kiwi fruit from her muff.

Williams Barber "Shame of sex? We can change it."
Williams is a purveyor of tinctures and potions for the relief of colds, rashes and other conditions. He has a large moustache and is from the 1870s.

Dean Varner "increase in sexual desire"
Dean is a veteran stuntman who came to prominence after holding his breath for four and half minutes while shooting a scene in The Poseidon Adventure. He likes to sleep in straw.

Clifton Barker "Increased stamina"
Clifton is a midget policeman with-

oh, you get the idea.

And we didn't even get to:
Samson Lowe
Elliot Combs
Beatriz Comer
Virginia Patterson
Susanna Norris
Jarrod Light
Marla Pool
Walter Holman
Holly Wheeler
Luther Alfaro
Frankie Dutton
Viola Braun
Reid Nieves
Nicole Engel
Nickolas Marino
Edith Watts
Alla
Lakeisha McNamara
Rodolfo Akers
Elvin Taylor
Marcy Rosales
Flora Ritchie
Donald Wilson
Winnie McGhee

And that's just the last two weeks.

Anyway - annoyance of spam? We can change it. Try it with your made-up spam correspondents. Make up little biographies for them. Give them life!

But don't get carried away and write back.

Profilage - Previosity - Nextitude