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2006-05-04 - 4:56 p.m. WubfilmI have been a member of Lovefilm since March of last year. Since when I have rented twenty films from them. Lovefilm costs a tenner a month. This means it�s cost me about �7 a film to date. This is rubbish. I am cancelling my account because I don�t watch enough films. The final straw was keeping a half-watched Barry Lyndon for about two months in the belief that I�d make it to the end. I mean, when it arrived I sat down to watch it with a friend. We sat through what felt like, ooh, four hours of Thackeray-inspired hi jinx, until finally a caption appeared: INTERMISSION I mean, I like Kubrick, but fuck me, that one goes on. And Ryan O�Neal�s accent, I believe, won the 1976 Dick Van Dyke award for sounding like Earth�s massivest twat. Anyway, I digress. This month, at the end of which I mean to cancel my membership, I�m determined to get my �/film down as much as possible. My Lovefilm record to date, as many of you will doubtless have already calculated, is 1.429 films/month. I mean to wring the bejesus out of the last tenner they�re ever getting from me. I will keep you posted. You can recommend films, if you like. Here�s what I�ve seen so far. Station Agent ,The (Being shipped today) Yes, all right, Barry bastard Norman, save your wisecracks about National Treasure and Secret Window. And here�s what�s still in my queue: The Apartment My aim is to watch them on the day I get them and send them out the same night. It's a tall order. Obviously I can't binge as I have to wait for each one to arrive. Still, I trust you will all spur me on to great economically-sound dvd-rental heights. How am I driving? 5 pennyworths so far Profilage - Previosity - Nextitude |