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Katie - 2005-03-02 11:13:15
That's why you should sniff it back into your throat and spit it out--avoids the cycle hardcore. Or something. I DUB THIS THE MOST DISGUSTING COMMENT EVER (until the next). Get better, el sir o.
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Mark - 2005-03-02 11:14:33
When I visited Japan a few years back I was in that loosey-mucusey phase of a cold, and with the rampant germaphobia over there I had never before seen so many polite faces masking horror every time I blew my nose. Score another collective point for The Ugly American! (Yay me.) Coincidence time: My snot that week kinda resembled the color of this page...
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Anisettekiss - 2005-03-02 13:07:53
I feel bad for lauging at your less than perfect state, but you DO have a gift for making simple things like snot amusing. And I'm not interested in putting it wher it doesn't belong, but I'll click it anyway. What are you gonna do? Hop across the pond and make me?
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saru-san - 2005-03-02 13:54:16
My own candidate for the most disgusting comment ever: You could just snort them back into your throat and... swallow. Mmmmmm! It's just like eating oysters! A little dollop of Tabasco brand red pepper sauce, a squirt of lemon, and look at all the money you've saved at the local seafood dive.

The only thing is, I do not know whether snotsters have the same aphrodisiac qualities as the genuine mollusk.
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hubbabub - 2005-03-02 14:23:16
Get well soon!
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twobaddogs - 2005-03-02 14:55:08
I hope you're better soon. I recently had a similar experience to the hand-in-pocket one you describe, except I didn't have a pocket and I didn't have a hankie, so I just blew a huge ropy jet of snot into my hand when I sneezed. At Gatwick. At the duty free shop. I got looked at askance.
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Jennyj - 2005-03-02 18:00:40
Oh the wheel of snot, lovely. I know the fear of not finding a hanky, and the panic and the creeping sweat and then - oh delicious joy - finding something at last just before you drip.
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