MAKE ME FIRM:

Anisettekiss - 2005-03-17 13:28:01
You've convinced me that I hate her too. Fucking cum-belching gutter whore...
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saru-san - 2005-03-17 14:05:55
I know it's wrong to laugh at the misfortune of others, but that was damned funny. Oh, p.s., I hate her now, too.
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mundane - 2005-03-17 15:08:56
I am highly digging all the compound word insults that are happening here, i.e., cuntbag, etc. My favorite is whoremaster. That's like...old schizzle, chap. Plus, using it in general conversation makes people think you're at least 45. I miss the good old days of profanity. Fucking withered crone digits. Good stuff! Junk: styled.
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Andria - 2005-03-17 15:29:29
Cockslag... Brilliant. We just don't have good insults like that here in America. Now I hate her, too.
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Mark - 2005-03-17 16:19:14
Should I not mention that I lick my fingers when I click from one diaryland entry to another?
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hubbabub - 2005-03-17 16:20:34
My day would be infinitely better if I could work at a bar. Or even work AT a bar.
Kick her ass for me.
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lolavisitsfromnyc - 2005-03-17 18:03:48
I wonder if I can leave you notes here seeing as how I'm an interloper. An outsider, see. With my runny nose against the grimy glass. You know you can have a wank at the library, too. I've seen boys do it.
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LolaCANpostonMousemilks'sweediary - 2005-03-17 18:07:12
Ooh, it worked. I can defile your cyber-person with my cyber-spray painted thoughts. &Etc. Does everybody here know you're an aged catlady? Just wondering. *kiss*
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cacoa - 2005-03-17 18:20:40
what you need to do is get there before she does and then watch her face hate you from the electricity-less table
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Heeland Lass - 2005-03-18 04:45:44
Would it be churlish of me to suggest you work from home to avoid this angst? Probably, yes.
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Anisettekiss - 2005-03-18 14:31:23
p.s. That title made me ache a little in my thighs. (The good way.) Panties.
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CuntBagCockSlagHole - 2005-03-20 16:19:04
I need your number dude, for the next time I run out of expletives and resort to screaming nonsensical Yosemite-Sam swearing.
Salafinga!
P.S. I love you, twatface.
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