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MAKE ME FIRM:
Katie - 2005-05-07 20:34:15
Oh, boy howdy, I remember my first un-linker. I was so disheartened. It's like, "Wait, what have I done? I can change! Give me another chance, please! Take me back! I need you!" But they don't come back. They've left for good this time, leaving you wondering what mistakes need changing. And eating cookies and laughing at the comedians making jokes on the television. Awesome.
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LinkerHole - 2005-05-07 21:53:57
Dude, I'll be completely honest with you. I've meant to throw a shout out to you for months, I just always forget...
mostly because you're a limey and have a funny voice and bad teeth, and not because I'm a thoughtless asshole AT ALL.
Sounds pumped-up, but it surprises me the sheer number of knucklehe... um... readers, that I get and I desperately want them to find the funny somewhere else.
Seriously, I'm married and sappy and just can't be bothered with peeing and farting and beer and hockey shit anymore.
Ha, I'ma tell everybody that you sexually propositioned me for readers... and that I accepted wholeheartedly.
You sexy fucking BEAST.
Feyg.
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Lauren - 2005-05-07 22:14:55
I'm tempted to unlink you, because I know it would incite a hilarious rant, but can't - enjoy your journal just too much.
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saru-san - 2005-05-07 22:21:16
I'll never admit this to anyone, but... I keep an Excel spreadsheet of my "favorites" list, so I can compare the list from different time periods, and this way I can see exactly who has dumped me.
The reason I bring this up is, sometimes it is not your fault! Sometimes diaries disappear from your favorites list because the diary no longer exists!
I'm sure this is what happened in your case. It has to be! For the love of god!!!
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onewetleg - 2005-05-08 01:58:06
its not true. diaries that cease to exsist are still listed on your favorite listings list. (huh?) in three years (almost) now, no one has ever removed me from their favorites list. ever. i have 141. which means i'm better than you. even though some of them are my other diaries and some of them aren't around anymore and some of them are my other diaries that aren't around anymore, etc, etc, ad infinitum. even if you are funnier, cooler, sexier and have more money, i am still better. i rule. thank you. ps, you rule. love, jj
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cacoa - 2005-05-09 07:41:21
you need to get out of the confines of diaryland and unleach yourself on the rest of the blogverse by linking to other blogs outside this realm. You're one of my top 4 funny blogs and i'm VERY particular about my humour. By the way I heard she didn't shit, she weed through her shorts..which is it???! I NEED to know.
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Lola - 2005-05-09 13:44:26
I think you should spend the rest of the day naked, fetal, and trembling in a pool of your own urine over your potentially imminent blog obsolescence. Because blogs are the most important things on the planet, next to oxygen and polar ice.
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albannach - 2005-05-10 10:47:46
Awww, someone needs a hug.
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Jorjann - 2005-05-11 14:50:31
I really don't want to seem to 'endorse your output' either, because that sounds disgusting, but I want to point out to you that on Open Diary you probably were on more than 35 diarists' favorite lists. If you'd come back and write, your name would light up on so many lists.
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Incredipete - 2005-05-14 01:55:40
I hate the freaking bastards that "purge" their favorites list. How low can you get!?
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Anisettekiss - 2005-05-14 10:29:16
xxxxxxxxx I'm so glad you still stop by. I was afraid you went AWOL. PANTIES.
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DanjerusKurves - 2005-05-17 12:49:46
I'd love to start hanging out here and all, but the Americans told me you hate other Brits.
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Andria - 2005-05-17 14:56:39
I am compulsive stat-checking whore, and the first time someone dropped me off their favorites was a dark day. But it's all about quality, and not quantity I only say that because I am one of the people listing you as a favorite - and I am HIGH CLASS. really. I am.
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Saru-San - 2005-05-23 02:58:47
Good news! It still may not be your fault! If the person who had you linked as a favorite deletes their profile when their diary becomes defunct, then they definitely disappear from your favorites list... I know this because it just happened to me. The diary is, for all intents and purposes, dead (only one entry left, all others deleted, etc), and all notes and the profile have been deleted. And that name is gone from my favorites. So. It really isn't your fault. I'm sure of it.
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xquzme - 2005-05-25 12:03:16
As someone who STILL gets picked last for DodgeBall, I understand. Totally. The good thing about being relatively unpopular is that every time someone ADDS you to their favorites list it's like getting asked to the prom by the President of the Chess Club, because, let's face it. We're all kinda geeks... Fear not, you will NEVER fall off my buddy list, Mouse!
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