MAKE ME FIRM:

Andria - 2005-07-23 11:58:49
"Just imagine Argos Richard Kiel and Granny Fanny going at it hammer and tongs. In the Greek style.

That is so wrong. But so funny.
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Lauren - 2005-07-23 13:22:18
Oh my goodness. I think you have put me off sex permanently with that image. But does make me feel better about my significant other choices.
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Saru-San - 2005-07-23 15:10:35
Oh my god... "atrophy wife"! Ha ha ha!!!
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Jennyj - 2005-07-23 18:06:25
Aw man, atrophy wife is just all wrong.
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Cliff - 2005-07-24 09:28:22
When they go to a hip joint, they end up replacing s hip joint. Etc. There's, a Horlicks joke I can't bring myself to expland upon. Also, there would be a whole past there to explore and divide. "Darling, what did you do in the war?" "Max Bygraves" It's just wrong on so many levels.
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albannach - 2005-07-24 11:09:38
So Naughty.
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Mark - 2005-07-25 11:37:58
What are you talking about? That chick's hot.
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Blue Meany - 2005-07-25 14:02:46
Man, it looks like that dude constructed his teeth from fragments of shattered human skulls -- obviously, on sale. (And, for the record: Ace of Base had LOTS of hits! Plus, they used the phrase "catching tan.")
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Lola - 2005-07-25 14:09:21
Old chicks get all the hot guys.
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DanjerusKurves - 2005-07-25 16:10:30
You mean I'm going to have to quit dating guys in their 20s at some point?
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Meg - 2005-07-26 12:14:16
I spotted that Human Hair sign in Hammersmith Bdy shopping "experience", too, and was similarly disappointed to discover that you can't also buy human nails. How will I do my voodoo now?
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Anisettekiss - 2005-07-26 12:27:39
"Sloth love CHUNK!"
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DanjerusKurves - 2005-07-28 12:18:57
Hey, Mousie dahling ... is there a British English Dictionary online that you are aware of? All I can find are American "English" dictionaries!
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Violet - 2005-07-28 17:32:41
"Simon is gifted with the organ." Apparently so.
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the star - 2005-08-05 10:49:44
i don't have julian cope. i do have whatever klf i've been able to attain. and other miscellaneous connected things. hard to be obsessive when everything is out of print and 80% more besides.
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Anisettekiss - 2005-08-10 13:12:13
Where, oh where has my little 'Milk gone? Oh where, oh where could he be???
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