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The Waspman - 2006-09-17 10:39:00
Woo! Another hilarious and hideously appropriate entry. I had a similar experience a few weeks ago, though I did something that subjected me to ridicule. I was crossing a road, as you do, when a car slowed down, and one of the occupants waved for me to cross. I performed the international gesture of thanks in such situation (raising my hand in a semi nazi salute) and crossed over. Then the four occupants began laughing at me as loudly as they possibly could, and shouting and jeering. Until they were actually well out of earshot. Thus signalling to everyone who had not witnessed the event that I was apparently some kind of moron. Why? I shall never know. Another why I shall never know is why there is no test yet to determine, from birth, who is going to grow up to be a total wanker such as this, and why they arent eliminated. *Big sigh* Ah well.
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Anisettekiss - 2006-09-21 11:47:12
Did you accidentally write the word wanker acroos your head with lipstick that morning? If not, then I have no answers for you either.xoxo
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cacoa - 2006-09-28 07:51:40
see what you shoulda done was ignore them, maybe yawn, pretend not to notice..get them really riled that they couldn't get your attention..then they'd get bored and look even more stupid. OR..you point at them and laugh hysterically. Really laugh, till tears come out of your eyes. That generally pisses people off too.
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