MAKE ME FIRM:

littlebub - 2004-09-07 14:28:09
Loving the tedious cockage. Don't leave. As for movie-peeing...I also fear the inability to find my way back to the seat. Once I got lost in the theater looking for the exit! What a terrible theater design...there were stairs I had forgotten all about. Not so fun. (All that for a Pauly Shore movie. Yeah, shuddup.)
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crabbyjill - 2004-09-07 14:28:32
Don't leave us!! I really enjoy your diary. I just feel a little inferior to your intellect and don't want to bore you with my comments. It's nice to know that someone else remembers the fearful feeling of returning to your seat as a child. I guess we've all passed up our row and had our parents 'psssst'.
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JuddHole - 2004-09-07 15:17:10
Not knowing what "cockage" is, I'll simply remind you that I read your shit, you silly bitch, and you know this.
Now, I've really got to go take a piss... I'm not sure why.
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Lurking mofo - 2004-09-07 15:58:03
I came for the 'skinny ass centre' and stayed for the fun. Don't leave...and if you do, let us lurking mofos know where to find you.
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mundanesoul - 2004-09-07 16:11:14
I share your plight, milk. Unfortunately, upon making the same request that you did, I received approximately negative three responses. It was exceedingly emotionally painful (to the tune of winning a four million dollar lottery only to have both parents, several children [who may or may not be yours], and a favorite pet die the next day, and, of course, the lottery also informs you that they have, in fact, awarded you the grand prize by mistake, when in reality you are the winner of five free tickets and small jar of pudding) but I fear I will survive it, nonetheless. In other words, please pity me. And pass the salt. Oh, also, your diary's good fun. Keep it up.
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albannach - 2004-09-08 11:44:05
Sweetheart, put aside your fears. You are a bastion of rock and roll credibility! I'll be into withdrawal if you go away.
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kittenbritches - 2004-09-08 14:51:39
You can't quit now! I'm hooked! It would be nice if you would right more often, but I don't want you to feel pressure. much. well. maybe.
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mousemilk - 2004-09-08 18:02:19
Aw, bless you all.

Now I just look like a whining, needy turd. Whereas I am in fact a twining weedy nerd.

I wub woo.
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trousersnake - 2004-09-13 17:28:55
s-pee-derman and its sequel s-pee-derman 2 the pee-triot saving pee-vate ryan and finally one that doesn't have to be modified (assuming one assumes the use of 2000 flushes...) - the blue lagoon
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lesley - 2004-09-14 13:12:39
so THAT'S what happened to your other sock... when I can't find mine, it usually appears mid-day at work, creeping out of one of my pant legs. Sorry you missed the "good part" of that m. night shyamalan movie... I sat through the whole thing, and still missed it.
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jenne - 2004-09-15 17:23:43
i do wish you posted more often. it's maddening to see, day after day, that mousemilk is too busy to tend to his adoring fans.
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kittenbritches - 2004-09-16 09:55:20
MM, I would like to second Jenne's motion, we really do wish you'd write more, it's been over a week! Or at least let us know the other place you post, please?
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xquzme - 2005-03-15 16:48:21
Mouse -- if you leave here, you MUST leave a forwarding address. Because what's this about another blog? I hope we have equal custody. (I like it when Judd calls you "bitch".) (P.S. I had to pee ALL the way through "Open Water". The entire movie. Go figure.)
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