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MovieHole - 2005-01-20 16:50:27
I say knee-cap yourself, and go for the handicap rate.
Or start sleeping with the usher.
I saw him lookin' at you dude, Go FOR IT.
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hubbabub - 2005-01-20 17:11:39
That is fucking rediculous! It should certainly come with a hooker for that rate. Or at least a popcorn combo.
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Katie - 2005-01-20 21:03:36
If the combo was only popcorn and candy, you'd be pretty farked I'd say. Sure, sure. They lull you into a false sense of thriftiness and security, and then BAM. Oh, what? The popcorn was a wee bit salty, huh? You're thirsty? I'm afraid that's going to cost you a five-er. Heavy sigh.
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Comma-Abuse - 2005-01-21 00:49:57
Every time I leave the house to see a movie someone sticks gum somewhere unpleasant and it ends up stuck to me. Imagine interrupting Passion of the Christ to mumble "I just sat on gum, Jesus. I mean, God. ...Fuck." Something like that anyway.
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chadly - 2005-01-22 10:58:57
You seem to have a thing for great entries related to movie-going, don't you? :)
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