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MAKE ME FIRM:
pollymagoo - 2005-02-22 07:05:48
God, my mental entry (by which I mean the one I wrote in my head, not the one that was, like, completely kerayzee) about the food scare also said that thing about the name being a clue. Actual food colouring (rather than carcinogenic shoe dye) for posh people is presumably called something like Cayman Islands 7. Or Balmoral 12.
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girls dont cry - 2005-02-22 07:25:06
And when I wrote my *actual* entry about the food scare, I started writing about how the pikey supermarkets are all at the top of the list, but then I didn't know where I was going with that insight, so I just deleted it. Also, the fact that Morrisons came AFTER Marks & Spencer ruined my point. Also, but unrelatedly, I have never seen a dark chocolate KitKat.
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mousemilk - 2005-02-22 07:37:35
GDC: I say: don't let facts get in the way of a joke.
Perhaps someone will now leave a note saying they were also going to say the thing about the pelican, but deleted it because it was tired, irrelevant whimsy. Ship it in!
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pollymagoo - 2005-02-22 08:55:02
No, they don't work. Do you have an extra set of quotation thingies? That's what it looks like. Jesus, check me and my html hints, I only know how to make things bold and do links. And no, I didn't see it but I'm sure it was hilarious.
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Katie - 2005-02-22 09:13:43
This wasn't what I was going to say, but it is brought forward in my mind now that I have read the comments. The links don't work because I assume you wrote this is a word program of sorts. The quotation marks became styled and unusable when you copied and pasted.
Eating on a trampline takes talent. And snatching food from anything--whoo. In any case, you should totally eat it. I mean, it's pie! No one should throw away pie. My brother ate a peach-blueberry pie with gravy to avoid throwing it away. Make the commitment, mousemilk. If you are man enough. Or something.
I'll be going.
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mousemilk - 2005-02-22 09:31:59
Katie - your brother is an animal. Thanks for the quote marks advice - links now working.
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Katie - 2005-02-22 09:40:06
Man, you have no idea how true that is. My brother really is a beast. He has the hair and DDRs like an ape; everything. It's insane. Though, I must say, my mothra (the one that baked the pie) agreed that gravy made it taste better. Go figure, eh?
And I used to do the same thing with quotation marks. I guess I have a homing instinct for it now. Also, I find that when using a word program, doing "undo" after typing a quote in a link will take the style off. It's bothersome, but it's something to keep in mind.
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ChicagoJo - 2005-02-22 10:25:44
Thanks for helping the fluttering wildebeests and the American Cancer Society with your link!
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Katie - 2005-02-22 12:21:23
Katie, Katie. Tell him about the soap. TELL HIM ABOUT THE SOAP.
I have always hoped for a Papa New Guinea 12 sort of food coloring. they had a list of things like that here once. Ohhh, and that one time they said Proctor & Gamble was satanic and every pringle you ate would make the church of satan that much more powerful? That was fantastic. I love when people panic.
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Comma-Abuse - 2005-02-22 12:22:31
Wait, I just signed as Katie. I'm Comma-Abuse. MAKE ME STOP DOING THAT.
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