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Meany - 2005-11-30 14:38:59
Good Lord. Crazy Brits. (Haaaa!)
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Lola - 2005-11-30 14:59:26
That American lady in that article is a genius. She's totally raking in the cash by telling people she's some "expert" in "customer service". As if there is such a thing. Ha! Brilliant!
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onewetleg - 2005-11-30 22:22:42
i used to work in a video rental store where all the account numbers started with 911900. of course, 911 is the emergency number here in the states. anyway it was my job to call people at home and tell them to bring their videos back or suffer my wrath. I dant tell you how many times i dialed 911, and then oops. the first time i hung up in a panic. they called me right back and i admitted my mistake. after that i would just stay on the line and say, sorry, it's just me again. oh, haha. how we laughed...
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clover - 2005-12-01 00:10:03
Someone made a hoax call about a bomb to my high school today. No joke.
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albannach - 2005-12-01 13:46:21
One month ago, when my home was burgled, I called 911. However, having kept my cellular phone number after moving into Philadelphia, it dialed the suburban 911 dispatch center. The nice young man on the other end of the phone informed me he couldn't do anything; and to hang up, and redial from my landline-to get the correct center. Wasn't that helpful of him? Dorks.
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999 operator (name withheld) - 2005-12-08 11:13:05
I found this entry too funny to hold back my laughter... several people gathered around my computer and read it... they started laughing as well and we spent almost a half an hour trying to get our composure back so we could get back to work... when all my co-workers got back to their phone stations, there were a lot of angry callers who didn't get the joke, but we directed them to your website anyway...
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